Best joke of the year so far…

Posted: May 21, 2016 in Daily Posts

A woman who had surgery to give her a designer vagina, she came to from the anaesthetic and found 3 roses at the foot of her bed. Surprised, she asked the nurse who they were from. “the first one is from the surgeon, he says you were a model patient and the second is from your husband, he’s looking forward to you going home”.

“How about the third?” asked the woman.

“Oh, that one’s from George in the burns unit, he says thank you for his new ears”.

( Credit to Ian who posted this as a comment on an article on ‘Genital Phobia’ on the Huffington Post.)

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