The definition of stupid….

Posted: May 14, 2010 in Uncategorized

Received today at 11.41am….
Dear Mistress Mephisto,

Having noticed your recent posting on itc-mag and then visited your website I am now writing to you. You sound just the sort of large, bossy, strict, and sadistic woman that I seek.

I am not interested in anything other than corporal punishment, so I would be happy to be put over your large lap for a good hand spanking, followed by a tawsing and caning whilst secured over your bench. I need real punishment, as opposed to “pretend punishment for fun primarily” using safewords. It would therefore be at your discretion, although I would expect no bleeding or permanent damage obviously! However, real tears would be expected.

I would be interested in a one hour session, but feel that £60 would be far more appropriate, bearing in mind we are still in a bad recession, and indeed many other women I know do actually charge far less than they advertise, and have had a similar price quoted.

So, if you are interested in a session as per the above please email back and we can discuss things further.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Kindest Regards.

Maybe he should haggle with his plumber – when he next has a leak, Tesco’s – when he next shops for the week or perhaps his bank manager – with his overdraft charges?
:: shakes head::

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